Some blonde jokes
     
     
     1.)  What do you call an eternity?
     Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
     
     2.)   Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? Toes Go In 
     First.
     
     3.)  Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car 
     for
     four hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" so they 
     turned around and went home.
     
     
     4.)   What do SMART Blondes and UFO's have in common? You always hear 
     about them but never see them.
     
     5.)  What did the Blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios? Oh 
     look, Daddy...Doughnut seeds.
     
     6.)  Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? 
     Because it said concentrate.
     
     7.)  Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? They think 
     their picture is being taken.
     
     8.)  How can you tell when a Blonde sends you a fax? It has a stamp on 
     it.
     
     9.)  Why can't Blondes dial 911?
     They can't find the 11 on the phone.
     
     10.) What do you do if a Blonde throws a pin at you? Run, she's got a 
     grenade in her mouth!
     
     11.)      How can you tell if a Blonde has been using your computer? 
     There is white-out all over the monitor.
     
     12.) Why shouldn't Blondes have coffee breaks? It takes too long to 
     retrain them.
     
     13.)  A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches every part of 
     her
     body with her finger she says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg 
     hurts, my
     arm hurts, my neck hurts, and even my head hurts!" The doctor asks, 
     "Were
     you ever a Blonde?" "Yes I was." she replies. "why do you ask?"  The 
     doctor
     answers, "because your finger is broken!"
     
     14.)  A Blonde and a brunette were walking outside when the  brunette 
     said, "Oh look at the dead bird."   The Blonde looked skyward and 
     said,
     "Where, where?"
     
     15.)      A brunette is standing on some train tracks, jumping from 
     rail to
     rail, saying "21" "21" "21".   A Blonde walks up, sees her and decides 
     to
     join her.  She also starts jumping from rail to rail, saying "21" "21" 
     "21".
     Suddenly, the brunette hears a train whistle and jumps off the tracks 
     just
     as the Blonde is splattered all over the place.  The  Brunette goes 
     back to
     jumping from rail to rail , counting  "22" "22" "22"
     
     16.)      How do you drown a Blonde?
     Put a scratch & sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
     
     17.) Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a 
     regular one?
     You have to hollow out the head.
     
     18.)      How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye? Shine a 
     flashlight in her ear.
     
     19.) Why don't Blondes like making KOOL-AID?
     Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
     
     20.)  Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to 
     death
     in their car at the drive-in movie theater?        They went to see 
     "Closed for
     Winter".
     
     21.)  Why won't they hire Blondes as pharmacists?
     They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
     
     22.)  A Blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin.  Out 
     pops a
     coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. 
     She
     returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine 
     keeps
     feeding out drinks.  Another person walks up behind the blonde and 
     watches
     her antics for a few minutes before stopping and asking if someone 
     else
     could have a go. The blonde spins around and shouts in her face, 
     "Can't you
     see I'm winning?!"
     
     23.) Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came  to some 
     tracks. The first blonde said, "These look like deer tracks," and the 
     other
     one said, "No they look like moose tracks."  They argued and argued 
     for a
     while and they were still arguing  when the train hit them.