> MEN & WOMEN COMPARED
>
>  NICKNAMES
>  If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch,
>  they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and
>  Rose. But if Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out for a
>  night, they will affectionately refer to each other as
>  Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Useless.
>
>  EATING OUT
>  When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John
>  will each throw in $20, even though it's only for
>  $22.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and
>  none will actually admit they want change back. When
>  the girls get their bill, out come the pocket
>  calculators.
>
>  MONEY
>  A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will
>  pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
>
>  BATHROOMS
>  A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush,
>  shaving cream,razor,a bar of soap, and a towel from
>  the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the
>  typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be
>  able to identify most of these items.
>
>  ARGUMENTS
>  A woman has the last word in any argument.  Anything a
>  man says after that is the beginning of a new
>  argument.
>
>  CATS
>  Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when
>  women aren't looking, men kick cats.
>
>  FUTURE
>  A woman worries about the future until she gets a
>  husband. A man never worries about the future until he
>  gets a wife.
>
>  SUCCESS
>  A successful man is one who makes more money than his
>  wife can spend.  A successful woman is one who can
>  find such a man.
>
>  MARRIAGE
>  A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
>  doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she
>  won't change and she does.
>
>  DRESSING UP
>  A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the
>  plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a
>  book, get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and
>  funerals.
>
>  NATURAL
>  Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women
>  somehow deteriorate during the night.
>
>  OFFSPRING
>  Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children.
>  She knows about dentist appointments and romances,
>  best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and
>  hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short
>  people living in the house.
>
>  Thought for the Day:
>  Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no
>  use in two people remembering the same thing.
>
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