Subject: Funny Signs in Great Britain: (but could be anywhere)
Whether these signs are real or not, they are funny!

>1. IN A LAUNDROMAT: Automatic washing
>    machines. Please remove
>    all your clothes when the light goes out.
>
>2. IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE:
>    Bargain Basement Upstairs
>
>3. IN AN OFFICE: Would the person who
>    took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring
>    it back or further steps will be taken.
>
>4. IN ANOTHER OFFICE: After the tea break,
>    staff should empty the teapot and stand
>    upside down on the draining board.
>
>5. ON A CHURCH DOOR: This is the gate of
>    Heaven. Enter ye all by
>    this door. (This door is kept locked
>    because of the draft. Please
>    use side entrance)
>
>6. OUTSIDE A SECOND-HAND SHOP: We
>    exchange anything - bicycles,
>    washing machines etc. Why not bring your
>    wife along and get a wonderful bargain.
>
>7. QUICKSAND WARNING: Quicksand.
>    Any person passing this point
>    will be drowned. By order of the District Council.
>
>8. NOTICE IN A DRY CLEANER'S WINDOW:
>    Anyone leaving their garments here for more
>    than 30 days will be disposed of.
>
>9. IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW:
>    Closed due to illness.
>
>10. SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK: Elephants
>     Please Stay In Your Car
>
>11. SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE: For anyone
>     who has children and doesn't know it, there is a
>     day care on the first floor.
>
>12. NOTICE IN A FIELD: The farmer allows
>     walkers to cross the
>     field for free, but the bull charges.
>
>13. MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET: If you cannot read,
>     this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
>
>14. ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR: We can repair
>     anything (Please knock
>     hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)
>
>15. SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON
>     OFFICE BLOCK: Toilet out
>     of order. Please use floor below.