Mentre leggete il dialogo si consiglia di ascoltare l'audio della scenetta, per riuscire meglio a comprendere lo spirito dei Monty Python...;-)
Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. Whenever the word "spam" is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag.
Man: You sit here,
dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've
you got?
Waitress: Well,
there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and
spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg
spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and
spam;
Vikings: Spam spam
spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam
spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam
spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely
spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or
Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale
manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy
and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got
anything without spam?
Waitress: Well,
there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want
ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she
have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got
spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got
as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam
spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you
do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you
mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely
spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely
spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
(Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage
without the spam.
Wife: I don't like
spam!
Man: Sshh, dear,
don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam
spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam
spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!!
Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could
I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean
spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown
her words)
Vikings: (Singing
elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam
spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely
spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!
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